when ur friend starts saying something but you were talking first
- me: he's doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
when you get home and you realize that mcdonald’s fucked up your order
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
friendship game strong
Where are the people crying cultural appropriation though
because its not lolThey’re not making a mockery out of the hijab or wearing it for fun they’re standing up for their friend. I wear the hijab and if my friends did this for me I’d start crying so shut up?
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
5 minutes into watching a new show because you hear there are lesbians in it like
lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
*is proud of dark circles*
*is proud of looking like death*